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Did you get those knickers on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off!

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Mar 16, 2014 04:48 PM - Dirty - by tute (woman)

 

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TIMBER! I've fallen for you...

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Dec 13, 2013 02:42 PM - Flattering - by hsttu (man)

 

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I want you more than Carly Rae Jepsen wants you to call her. Maybe...

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Dec 13, 2013 02:42 PM - Cute - by trinaaaa (woman)

 

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Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else...

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Dec 13, 2013 02:42 PM - Clever - by 3424jj (man)

 

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I'm like pi baby, I'm really long and I go on forever.

#230
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Dec 13, 2013 02:42 PM - Geeky - by 3424jj (man)

 

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You're hot, I'm ugly, together we could be average.

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Dec 8, 2013 07:37 AM - Pathetic - by tredz (man)

 

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Baby, I wish I could be your derivative so that I could lie tangent to your curves

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Dec 8, 2013 07:37 AM - Geeky - by tredz (man)

 

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Is heaven missing an angel? Cos you've got nice cans!

#225
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Dec 8, 2013 07:37 AM - Flattering - by Futurama (man)

 

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You: "What f@*ks like a tiger and winks?"
Her: *shrug*
You: "give charming smile and wink"

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Dec 8, 2013 07:37 AM - Dirty - by tiger (man)

 

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you: there are 21 letters in the alphabet
her: no there are 26
you: oh i forgot u r a qt

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Dec 8, 2013 06:50 AM - Clever - by Teddy (man)

 

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I don't mean to sound obtuse, but if you were a triangle you'd be acute

#222
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Dec 8, 2013 06:50 AM - Geeky - by Teddy (man)

 

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So I've heard you like water?
Yes!
Good, you already like 70% of me...

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Dec 8, 2013 06:50 AM - Clever - by Teddy (man)

 

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Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

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Dec 8, 2013 06:49 AM - I'm rich! - by Tita (man)

 

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Harry potter pick up line: My name may not be Luna... But I can still lovegood!

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Dec 8, 2013 06:49 AM - Geeky - by luna Lovegood (woman)

 

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I'm no photographer but I can picture us together...

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Dec 8, 2013 06:49 AM - Clever - by td666 (man)

 

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Spill your drink. Then dip your finger in it, wipe it on the girls face while saying "quit drooling on me" seductively!! Ha Ha!

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Dec 7, 2013 05:07 AM - Stupid - by true playa (man)

 

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Hi, I'm {insert name here}. I thought we should at least have a conversation before we get married.

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Dec 7, 2013 05:07 AM - Romantic - by true playa (man)

 

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I must be in a gallery cos you are truly a work of art!

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Dec 7, 2013 04:58 AM - Cute - by WOngA (man)

 

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I'm not always this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet!

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Dec 7, 2013 04:58 AM - I'm rich! - by WOnga (man)

 

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Hi, I make more money than you can spend...

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Dec 7, 2013 04:58 AM - I'm rich! - by WOnga (man)

 

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